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Pretty Alright Goods Someone Gets Me Friendship Card

$5.75

Nobody gets me like you.

This just because card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Older Than the Internet Friendship Card

$5.75

Who else remembers dial-up internet?

This friendship card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Inside Jokes Friendship Card

$5.75

*Insert uncontrollable laughter here*

This love card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Funniest in the Room Friendship Card

$5.75

I love dying laughing at the same inside joke we’ve had for that last 20 years.

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Fierce Greeting Card

$5.75

Thick, velvety cardstock + eye-popping color = a card that feels as outrageous as it reads. Comes with its own envelope (duh) and a plastic sleeve so it arrives looking fresh—no bent corners, no dull punchlines.

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Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's Card

$5.75

"Please Be Patient with Me, I'm from the 1900's" greeting card. This self-deprecating card acknowledges the struggles of keeping up with modern times, making it perfect for anyone who feels a little out of touch or simply appreciates a good laugh.

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Lord, Give Me Patience Card

$5.75

A hilarious greeting card featuring a vintage woman praying: “Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody.”

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Just Calling To Let You Know You're A Cunt Card

$5.75

Roast your friends with this totally inappropriate but totally funny vintage-style greeting card "Just calling to let you know that you're a cunt."

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To A Classic Guy Vintage Car Card

$5.75

Rev up your greetings with our Classic Guy Greeting Card. Featuring a vintage red classic car illustration, this card is perfect for vintage lovin' guy in your life. With a blank inside, you can personalize your message. Plus, the included envelope liner

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FN45 Manifest That Shit Card

$5.75

There is never a shortage of humor in their cards, but this is exemplary of the Offensived & Delightful brand: making fun but enjoying it all the while. Plenty of crystal lovers and deniers to appreciate this little vintage treasure.

Dimensions: 4.5 x

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Margs And Tacos Card

$5.75

You and daydreaming about my favorite Mexican restaurant are all that’s getting me through.

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Bestie Definition Card

$5.75

Besties who stay together, slay together.

This just because card is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC. Each card is 100% cotton paper, blank inside, includes a kraft envelope and cello sleeve. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

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Fuck Trump And Have A Nice Day Card

$5.75

Some days, all it seems like you can do is stand outside and shout "Fuck Trump and have a nice day!" It's the little things.

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Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

$5.75

If a yeti believes in you, than everyone else should too! Show someone how much you care with this fun greeting card.

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Space Cat Dreams Funny Support Card

$5.75

"Never fucking stop dreaming"... perfect advice. Maybe you can be the first cat in space one day!

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Peace For Fucks Sake Card

$5.75

Can we just... chill for a sec? Everyone. Just take a beat. Send this card to anyone and everyone, because we all just need to calm down a bit right now and have some peace.

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Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

$5.75

You're full of magic, you weirdo, you absolutely unique and beautiful human being. All of you. Give this absolutely stunning 1960s psychedelic style card to anyone and everyone.

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Jesus Unicorn Greeting Card

$5.75

Unicorn-riding Jesus believes in you, maybe you should too. Give the magic with this beautifully illustrated card!

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Fuck Trump Card

$5.75

The perfect card for the half of the country who is going to be saying this for the next four years. And have a nice day.

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Boss Bitch Energy Card

$5.75

Surprise some amazing Boss Bitch with this amazing and beautiful illustrated card reading "Boss Bitch Energy"

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Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

$5.75

We need a little magic sometimes... and for that person, give them this beautiful card that reads "Bitch... your magic is what this world needs right now"

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Hi Gay Card

$5.75

Don't forget to say hi to your Gays.

A2 digital print folded card with a yellow envelope. Individually wrapped in plastic sleeve.

Inside: Blank

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You're In A League Of Your Own Card

$5.75

Batter up. Hear that Call. The Time has come. For one and all. To play ay ay ball.

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#914: Toddler Card

$5.75

“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”

DETAILS //
• Size: 5.x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

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