“Although frowned upon, it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole.”

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• Size: 5.x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“Trump is a piece of shit. Happy birthday!”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“In honor of your birthday, I've set the thermostat to your liking. Happy birthday.”

“It's your party and you can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: white cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black

“It could be worse. You could be turning fifteen.”

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• Size: 5.5 x 4.25
• Inside Message: blank
• Paper: ecru cotton
• Envelope: brown bag
• Printing: letterpress
• Ink: black