Offensive & Delightful

JINGLE BELLS Christmas Card

$5.50

"Jingle my bells, and have a very Merry Christmas!"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

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STONER SANTA Christmas Card

$5.50

"Merry Christmas, you old stoner!"

Dimensions: 4.3 x 5.5 in (10.9 x 14 cm)

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Santa Tanked Christmas Card

$5.50

"Shhhhh.... I'm already tanked" Santa, drunk again!

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

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Omg Fam Jesus Christmas Card

$5.50

"O M G !" it's baby jesus and his fam. What a day to be born!

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 in (11.4 x 14 cm)

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No Kids Or Dogs Christmas card

$5.50

"This Cards doesn't have any husbands, kids, or dogs on it...!!!! You're welcome, Merry Christmas!"

Dimensions: 4.5 x 5.5 x 0 in (11.4 x 14 x 0 cm)

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PL16 Still President? Card

$5.75

"Is that asshole still president?" Style No. PL16 For those of us who need this everyday to not die inside. political card, america, red and blue, workout, girls, politics.

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BD04 This President Sucks Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

"Goddamn this president sucks ass!!! I mean...happy birthday!" Style No. PL05 political birthday card

Dimensions: 0 x 5.5 x 4.5 in (0 x 14 x 11.4 cm)

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Zebra Thank You Card

$5.75

A simple Thank You card with an amazing zebra pattern design. Blank inside

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Yeti Believes in You! Funny Greeting Card

$5.75

If a yeti believes in you, than everyone else should too! Show someone how much you care with this fun greeting card.

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Space Cat Dreams Funny Support Card

$5.75

"Never fucking stop dreaming"... perfect advice. Maybe you can be the first cat in space one day!

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Peace For Fucks Sake Card

$5.75

Can we just... chill for a sec? Everyone. Just take a beat. Send this card to anyone and everyone, because we all just need to calm down a bit right now and have some peace.

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Old Fashioned Congratulations Card

$5.75

Sometimes, you just need an old fashioned cheers and congratulations... with an old fashioned. Give this beautiful, colorful card to anyone for any reason... just to brighten someone's day.

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Magic Weirdo All Occasions Card

$5.75

You're full of magic, you weirdo, you absolutely unique and beautiful human being. All of you. Give this absolutely stunning 1960s psychedelic style card to anyone and everyone.

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Jesus Unicorn Greeting Card

$5.75

Unicorn-riding Jesus believes in you, maybe you should too. Give the magic with this beautifully illustrated card!

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I Miss Us Panda Greeting Card

$5.75

Show someone you miss them with this beautifully illustrated card, featuring a person and a panda just enjoying quiet time together.

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Have Sex with Me! Love Card

$5.75

Show the woman who you're sharing intimacy with this charming and funny card, showing her she's the most beautiful, intelligent and amazing woman ever.

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Godzilla Beach Party Birthday Card

$5.75

Any birthday is more exciting with a giant Godzilla-like sea monster is crashing your party. Doesn't everyone do that?

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Boss Bitch Energy Card

$5.75

Surprise some amazing Boss Bitch with this amazing and beautiful illustrated card reading "Boss Bitch Energy"

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Bitch Your Magic is What This World Needs Card

$5.75

We need a little magic sometimes... and for that person, give them this beautiful card that reads "Bitch... your magic is what this world needs right now"

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Little Ass Birthday Card

$5.75

Who doesn't want a little ass on their birthday? Send this beautifully illustrated card to that right person!

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Someone to Bang Card

$5.75

For that perfect person, here's the one card that says "I never thought I'd be lucky enough to band someone as hot as you"

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MM07 Favorite F* Up! Mother's Day Card

$5.75

"Happy Mother's Day, from your favorite Fuck Up!" Maybe this isn't you, but you know you know someone who could use this card. Maybe one of your kids!

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DD22 Dad Lessons Father's Day Card

$5.75

"Happy Father's Day, Thanks for All the Life Lessons... Even When I Didn't Want Them". Dads love offering lessons, even though sometimes we don't want to hear them at first, but they do come in handy later...

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VL20 ANGEL F*CK Card

$5.75

Some of our top selling cards come from Offensive & Delightful! These cards are guaranteed to give you or your friend a kick in the ass and a nice big laugh! Designed in Los Angeles and printed in San Jose.

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